americans are retarded. and i have proof.

who would have thought that this question would be so impossibly hard to answer. apparently, she did. Laura Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina 2007, in her rendition of "americans are retarded, and i'm the most retardedest of them all."

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because, uh, some...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children...

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